You'll be delighted to know that I've been doing my homework, and according to most post apocalyptic survival experts on the internet (don't look at me like that, I'm sure they're experts in something) the most crucial aspect of establishing a thriving community is morale.
I am a firm believer that nothing in this crazy world is as good for the endorphins as a shiny new haircut. Except maybe lemon meringue pie. Or Park TaeHwan. But a good haircut definitely comes in a close third, so this week I'm going to make a start on learning how to cut hair.
I'm all too aware that this might be one of the most dificult items on my agenda - not just because of the level of skill involved, but also because I'm suffering from a severe shortage of practice volunteers. Who'd have thought my friends would be so short on altruistic spirit, eh? Not to worry, though. I have a foolproof plan.
1. Find a 'how to cut hair' post on pinterest.
2. Practice on some Barbie dolls.
3. Cut my own hair.
A touch drastic? Perhaps. But those floozies have had it coming, this'll teach them to have impossibly tiny feet. Also, cutting ones own hair is surely infinitely more difficult than cutting anyone elses, so if I can successfully negotiate that hurdle then surely I should be entitled to an honorary degree from Vidal Sassoon himself.
Wish me and luxurious locks luck...
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